*sudden realization that next year is like 3 weeks away*
the first thing you touch in the morning,
and the last thing you taste at night.
fire exits are so dumb. if a building starts burning the fire isn’t going to just leave. fire doesn’t even know what exits are
Never Ever EVER look back through conversations w people who used to mean a whole LOT to ya Bc i guarantee that you’ll end up crying like a little bitch nd eating straight up hot chocolate powder
u wake up on christmas morning and go downstairs, full of excitement. somebody is stealing all of your christmas presents. it is jesus. “its my birthday, not yours” he hisses menacingly, then runs away with all your gifts in his arms
girls are getting too good at make up. too good. you’re gonna go home with a girl one night and you wake up while she’s in the shower, and a parakeet walks out of the bathroom and you’re like what the fuck
New to instagram , follow me <3 http://instagram.com/inohely1 . Or inbox me & I’ll follow you first.
My current clothing style is a combination of “shit I’m late”, “shit it’s cold”, with just a hint of “I’m too lazy to look socially acceptable”
am i wet or is it discharge stay tuned on the next episode of mythbusters
do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex