you all deserve someone who isn’t embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, whether they’re good or bad to look at when they miss you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much they love you all the time and i really hope all of you find that one day because you all deserved to be loved


hey mom can you help me roll this blunt


If you grind on me, you own me.


The best thing about blogging is I can do it naked. 

(Source: infiinite3scape)

  • *accidentally purposely turns conversation sexual*




If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win


You gotta leave bite marks on her booty cheeks so that she know who the booty belong to

aint nuthin wrong wit bein a slut for your man

(Source: fuegoking)

I have stretch marks.

(Source: happy-healthy-kitty)