minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

foodchewer:

maybe i’ll be hot tomorrow 

Message me 1 thing you want to know about me.

(Source: justm4dness)

Anonymous asked:
Can you ride on my dick?

No but you can ride tf out my inbox.


Goodnight <33 

gowns:

my number one piece of advice is drink water and stay hydrated. we are made out of water. everything in us is made of water. and u are sitting there drinking a diet coke tellin me that’s all you’ve had to drink today. please get up and drink some water. for the love of god.

pink-sunflowers:

it’s honestly so heartbreaking when you try your hardest and that’s not good enough

unconvenience:

plot twist: your crush likes you too

(Source: unconvenience)

deycallmetrey:

Send me anons

Remember your old circle of friends?

They were the ones you would kick it with almost everyday and laugh at the most random shit with. The people you would go anywhere and everywhere with just to fuck shit up. And the people that made your social life so much more interesting. It’s so heartbreaking knowing that everyone in that group went their separate ways and moved on to different cliques. I’m not really sure what happened, but I wonder if they miss it as much as I do.

(Source: chvnele)